fallontonight:

Unqualified Advice with Aubrey Plaza

You asked the questions, she answered them! 

words-of-weezdom:

Susanne // Weezer.

words-of-weezdom:

Susanne // Weezer.

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cockenblog:

Do you think anyone’s ever escaped a murder because their killer farted while hiding?

And if so, why isn’t that the only thing we ever talk about?

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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multicolors:

I know y’all are thinking it

multicolors:

I know y’all are thinking it

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cas-has-the-phone-box:

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

GET OUT ME VAG

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iblamelucas:

it needs to be spoken about i’m sorry

iblamelucas:

it needs to be spoken about i’m sorry

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US Vogue (April 2014) by Annie Leibovitz

US Vogue (April 2014) by Annie Leibovitz

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the-goddamazon:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Nobody tell them.

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

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